I didn't ask

Here was the conversation that happened yesterday:

Me: Happy Birthday! Blessed be!🍻 Ingat palage!

MP:salamat.

Me:Yw! Xenxa na choco bar lang nabigay ko

ME: Ah ung white choco bar?

MP:ahh. sayo b galing un..

Me:Ah eh oo?? Galit ka?

MP: salamat. pati dun s bgay m ky gladys. 

alam mong awkward db. wag m ng dagdagan.

ayokong sabihin kc anyabang ng dating. pro watever nsabi mo lets leave it at dat. ok.

Me: Oo nga eh, but it has become a habit. Biniro pa ako ni vira bakit wala daw akong dalang cake

MP: m trying to be civil pro. nkoh. lets not push me. sumsakit ulo ko kakaisip kng sang parte ng pagkakakilala m sken na naisip mong yayain ako s labas. grabe ka. bukod s friends tayo db? kalerkey ka. 

muka bkong mgcconvert? boyish ako pro. namen. friend. hnd tayo talo. ha? lets b friends nlng. un lang un. ok. kalimutan m n yang cnabi mo ha. gusto ko lang na malinaw. no offense. 

psensya kna. ayokong mgsalita ng tapos kc ayokong subukin pko ni Lord. pro ito lang. as of right now and since i was born. i knw my preference. and i dnt plan to change it anytime soon. ok. pro salamat p dn. for evrythng.