Facts of a Call Center Agent

here are some fascinating facts i found out recently about call center agents:

1. of course, it pretty obvious about the eyebags
2. even if were in a tropical country, the jacket has become one of the must have's
3. they have lost the sense of time ( hinde na nila alam kung anung oras at araw ngayon)
4. fast food/junk food is now an essential part of their daily diet. you can now see that in the bulge of their bellies.
5. employees are getting younger and younger. heck, i can see 18 yr old peeps working.
6. the "mga kafatid sa pananampalataya" are rampant at these centers. they are at their par with those homophobic ....... .
7. in connection to number 6, for those who are straight now. in one point or another they belonged to the pananampalataya before and the other way around. Ü
8. and last but not the least, they earn more than their normal juan de la cruz counterpart.

that's just what i've observed. but if you think i might be wrong about this. then feel free to correct me. any violent reactions are welcomed as well.